Photo 29 Jul 555,035 notes xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

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Photo 29 Jul 641 notes cartoonpolitics:

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." .. (Mark Twain)

cartoonpolitics:

"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." .. (Mark Twain)

Video 29 Jul 975 notes

jessebellechambers:

Batfamily in Batman #15

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Photo 29 Jul 119 notes artofcherlye:

A quick sketch of the new Batgirl design by Babs Tarr! 

artofcherlye:

A quick sketch of the new Batgirl design by Babs Tarr! 

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Video 29 Jul 72,046 notes

nubbsgalore:

fireflies in timelapse, photos by (click pic) vincent bradytakehito miyataketsuneaki hiramatsu and spencer black

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Video 29 Jul 1,532,263 notes

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

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Photo 29 Jul 2,482 notes compoundchem:

vaelynx:

fuck-liberal-morons:

vaelynx:

fuck-liberal-morons:

redbloodedamerica:

fuck-liberal-morons:

compoundchem:

Ever wondered how much water/caffeine/alcohol you’d need to drink to reach a lethal dose? This graphic shows the median lethal dose for all three!Read more detail about LD50 tests in the accompanying post: http://wp.me/p4aPLT-ol

That is all 100% bullshit.

According to this I should have died numerous times already.

If that were accurate I would die daily.

This is bullshit.
0.65 litre of 40% spirit is not a lethal dose - plenty people drink lots more than that.

.65L of 200 proof is not a lethal dose to someone used to liquor. And 6L of water? Hell… They tell you to drink that every day.

Not quite every day, but there are plenty days when I have drunk 6 litres or so, mainly because it was summer and I sweat like a fucking horse when doing stuff like cleaning goat sheds.

I’m going to do this one more time, because I think it’s important to stop people getting the wrong end of the stick. Or, in some cases, the wrong stick. This information is right there, on the graphic, but I clearly should have put it in bigger letters or something, because it keeps getting missed!Firstly: the LD50 value is for a dose taken all at once. Not over day, or several hours, but all in one go. Secondly, it’s the value at which you’d have a 50% chance of death. Some people could drink more than this and live; conversely, some could drink less than this and die. The figures are also for a person of average weight (75kg), and in reality physical and medical conditions are also factors.For alcohol, this is the calculated value, for the alcohol content specified (40% alcohol, 45ml shots). Personal drinking history, whether or not you’re drinking on an empty stomach, and physical/medical condition can all affect this value.
There are documented cases of water poisoning (and death from it) at roughly this amount. There are also accounts of deaths from alcohol after drinking less than the amount featured here in one go.
The post that accompanies the graphic goes into lots more detail about median lethal doses, and I’d highly recommend reading it!

compoundchem:

vaelynx:

fuck-liberal-morons:

vaelynx:

fuck-liberal-morons:

redbloodedamerica:

fuck-liberal-morons:

compoundchem:

Ever wondered how much water/caffeine/alcohol you’d need to drink to reach a lethal dose? This graphic shows the median lethal dose for all three!

Read more detail about LD50 tests in the accompanying post: http://wp.me/p4aPLT-ol

That is all 100% bullshit.

According to this I should have died numerous times already.

If that were accurate I would die daily.

This is bullshit.

0.65 litre of 40% spirit is not a lethal dose - plenty people drink lots more than that.

.65L of 200 proof is not a lethal dose to someone used to liquor. And 6L of water? Hell… They tell you to drink that every day.

Not quite every day, but there are plenty days when I have drunk 6 litres or so, mainly because it was summer and I sweat like a fucking horse when doing stuff like cleaning goat sheds.

I’m going to do this one more time, because I think it’s important to stop people getting the wrong end of the stick. Or, in some cases, the wrong stick. This information is right there, on the graphic, but I clearly should have put it in bigger letters or something, because it keeps getting missed!

Firstly: the LD50 value is for a dose taken all at once. Not over day, or several hours, but all in one go. Secondly, it’s the value at which you’d have a 50% chance of death. Some people could drink more than this and live; conversely, some could drink less than this and die. The figures are also for a person of average weight (75kg), and in reality physical and medical conditions are also factors.

For alcohol, this is the calculated value, for the alcohol content specified (40% alcohol, 45ml shots). Personal drinking history, whether or not you’re drinking on an empty stomach, and physical/medical condition can all affect this value.

There are documented cases of water poisoning (and death from it) at roughly this amount. There are also accounts of deaths from alcohol after drinking less than the amount featured here in one go.

The post that accompanies the graphic goes into lots more detail about median lethal doses, and I’d highly recommend reading it!

Photo 29 Jul 123,407 notes djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

Video 29 Jul 114,242 notes

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Video 29 Jul 131,958 notes

sp00ky0wl:

ghostyfelix:

satohai:

iliketolight-thingsonfire:

fairysharkmother:

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
Momma will be right here.

Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup!

And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
Momma says it’s okay. 

There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

Thank you momma.

I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voice

MOMMA’S ON MY OWN DASH WHAT THE HECKLE

WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THERE ARE OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF PADS AND TAMPONS???

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Text 29 Jul 17,054 notes

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

sounds like you got a bone to pick fella 

Photo 29 Jul 193,714 notes sexy-fish-vampires:

sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..



IM WHEEZING.

sexy-fish-vampires:

sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

IM WHEEZING.

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Video 28 Jul 3,026 notes

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Audio 13 Jul 79,472 notes

looktothenightxai:

veloxiraptor:

whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining

This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use

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Photo 13 Jul 631 notes thebaddestlibra:

Got ‘em…what a fail smh!!http://thebaddestlibra.tumblr.com

thebaddestlibra:

Got ‘em…what a fail smh!!
http://thebaddestlibra.tumblr.com

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