u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy
ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD
Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.I’m not a cat person but the last one killed me
Some people just know how to do birthday cards.
birthday cards against humanity
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
that’s cool as fuck though
that’s not a rock it is a chess piece
it says “rook” darling
*reapplies to pre-K* *send apology macaroni art to fuckeverythingbecomeapirate*
You know those art students that are like “hm, think I’ll do a little doodle or something,” and then they make an absolute masterpiece in under five minutes?
Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.